Somethings I'll Never Know i had to let them go
Im Kyle, I enjoy really really boring things. Ligers are pretty much my favorite animals, I drink a mysterious blend of iced tea and motor oil, It might not taste great, but you know. It keeps my stomach nice and clean. Sometimes I wonder why anyone in their right mind would speak portuguese. Its just a useless language. You know what else is useless? Meatloaf, its not really good, no one ever really actually likes meatloaf, yet I bet your family eats it at least twice a month. Sometimes immigration officials don't respect the flies on the ground that they walk on, and if they were buddhists, they could be killing their reincarnated relatives? crazy shit? right. The backstreet boys were considered good musicians and one point. MMMbop was a project concieved through the minds of potatoes, who thought that the only solution to life was drinking their own urine, which is sterile, but only not done because it is socially unacceptable. Sometimes I go into random tangents about guinea pigs when I'm taking showers, maybe I was attacked by them as a child. Policeman need to listen to smooth jazz during police chases. It would really keep them calm. Oh, and inefficiency, why do I have to drive to school everyday, everything that I could possibly learn is on the internet. I need caffeine in my bloodstream, my life is a boring pop song and everyones singing along. I think dates should come with something like a contract downpayment a girl should sign. Saying that she'll payback the money you spent on her if you aren't satisfied with the result of your relationship. Ask not what you can do for your country, but what George Dubs has done to fuck it up. I wish I had enough money to fly around the world. Not to get anywhere, just to prove I had enough money to be so extravagant. Bacon is overrated. So are you. But you're underrated if you took the time to read through all this shit. You're special. Call me and tell me everything I said that made you smile. Then it'll make me feel special too and it'll be a win win for all of us. Well i've written too much. You've already found out too much, I can already hear the chopper blades and the searchlights coming over my house. So I have to find a place they cant find me. Goodbye HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIAN
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Im Kyle, I enjoy really really boring things. Ligers are pretty much my favorite animals, I drink a mysterious blend of iced tea and motor oil, It might not taste great, but you know. It keeps my stomach nice and clean. Sometimes I wonder why anyone in their right mind would speak portuguese. Its just a useless language. You know what else is useless? Meatloaf, its not really good, no one ever really actually likes meatloaf, yet I bet your family eats it at least twice a month. Sometimes immigration officials don't respect the flies on the ground that they walk on, and if they were buddhists, they could be killing their reincarnated relatives? crazy shit? right. The backstreet boys were considered good musicians and one point. MMMbop was a project concieved through the minds of potatoes, who thought that the only solution to life was drinking their own urine, which is sterile, but only not done because it is socially unacceptable. Sometimes I go into random tangents about guinea pigs when I'm taking showers, maybe I was attacked by them as a child. Policeman need to listen to smooth jazz during police chases. It would really keep them calm. Oh, and inefficiency, why do I have to drive to school everyday, everything that I could possibly learn is on the internet. I need caffeine in my bloodstream, my life is a boring pop song and everyones singing along. I think dates should come with something like a contract downpayment a girl should sign. Saying that she'll payback the money you spent on her if you aren't satisfied with the result of your relationship. Ask not what you can do for your country, but what George Dubs has done to fuck it up. I wish I had enough money to fly around the world. Not to get anywhere, just to prove I had enough money to be so extravagant. Bacon is overrated. So are you. But you're underrated if you took the time to read through all this shit. You're special. Call me and tell me everything I said that made you smile. Then it'll make me feel special too and it'll be a win win for all of us. Well i've written too much. You've already found out too much, I can already hear the chopper blades and the searchlights coming over my house. So I have to find a place they cant find me. Goodbye HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIAN
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